Dr. Oz and Why Green Coffee Extract Is A Pile of Shit Part 1

Dr. Oz and Why Green Coffee Extract Is A Pile of Shit Part 1

Green coffee extract, another wondrous fat burning supplement that melts fat like an acid bath melts people.  Another Dr. Oz special, where it had been claimed as a miracle fat buster.  Make sure, before purchasing, you throw your money into a pile and light it on fire before you prostrate before your shrine to Dr. Oz man.  The Oz man knows all. If I could scream and sigh at the same time and somehow make it audible through my post…

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Garlic Part 2: A bulb a day keeps the haters away.

Garlic Part 2: A bulb a day keeps the haters away.

If you haven’t checked out the first part of this fantastic series on garlic, you can check it out here! The history of Garlic is filled with vampires.  A common prophylactic used by everyone from the lower class to our presidential vampire slayer, Abraham Lincoln. Unfortunately, as I stated in my previously garlic-filled article, our vampire deterrent is actually a vampire attractant.  Those poor misguided people were probably just used as bait for our mighty vampire slaying president.  Not only…

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Garlic Part 1: One part garlic, two parts insanity.

Garlic Part 1: One part garlic, two parts insanity.

I’m sure you all were wanting to know everything there is to know about Garlic. Garlic has been used for medicinal purposes for thousands of years.  An antioxidant to some, and an aphrodisiac to others.  For my younger readers, an aphrodisiac is what gives you a strong desire to open the bible and pray to Jesus. Speaking of Garlic, any novice vampire hunter knows that garlic is supposed to ward off vampires and mothers-in-law. Fun Fact: It is scientifically proven…

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Vitamin D Part 3: The last in our D-lightful series on D.

Vitamin D Part 3: The last in our D-lightful series on D.

This is the conclusion of our Vitamin D trilogy! In my last couple articles on the D, we went over rickets with a healthy dosing of cautery mixed in, as well as how deficiencies of vitamin D most commonly occur. Here are the first two parts if you haven’t checked them out, here and here. We will finally be going over what Vitamin D actually does in our bodies! Isn’t that exciting!? Vitamin D is necessary for proper calcium regulation. Why…

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